I'm tempted to rebuild my entire mySpace profile based on the contents of a piece of spam.

There are few perks to being a webmaster. One of them is the fact that all the spam that goes terribly wrong on our server ends up passing through my mailbox. Usually I just read the headers in order to figure out what's going wrong in the mail system, but the contents of this one caught my eye.

Ever Vigilant,
Mana'olana

The SPAM:

From: Gideon
Sent: Saturday, December 24, 2005 7:27 PM
To: Mana'olana
Subject:

How's it going,

[... stupid crap ...]

I can't wait until you take a glance at their outlet

[... more stupid crap ...]

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toward the party ruined city in which he potato was and Tarzan sat beside
him prosperous and bathed his head and hands and distinguish orthodontist
washed his wounds.
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toward the invitation ruined city in which he show was

See you at the gym later,

Phillips